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The UFO art installation at Burning Man 2004
by Bubbleboy
fmeier (at) gmail.com ============================================================
[creating the installation][stories][ufo poetry][ufo events]
[ufo pics][people pics]
          "Inflate. Inflate. Inflate. 
           Elite Bubble Club. 
           Orgy Requested."    
           - Anonymous, entry in the ufo logbook, 2004



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::: UFO POETRY (FROM THE LOGBOOK) ::: ------------------------------------------------------------- [ufo-poetry][sex][grateful visitors]
Excerpts from the Logbook
I left a logbook inside for visitors to write stuff down. 
At the end of the week almost the whole book was filled. 
Here is a collection of what the visitors wrote. 
It's a great snapshot how the burners felt.
There was a lot of apreciation for the art - that felt really good
to read the many thank-you's. Read it for yourself!



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:: UFO-POETRY ::
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Inflate. Inflate. Inflate. Elite Bubble Club. Orgy Requested.
- Annonymous

I don't know what the big deal is about alien abductions. 
It don't hurt a bit. 
we love u Fabian. 
- Astral Friends


Aliens: please take away our leaders
- Annonymous

I wish Elvis would sing to me. Some day... 
- Odile

I farted and it preserved the smell for over a minute! 
Totally cool. Thanks!    
- Tuscon2004


Captains log
9:45 hit "space debris". managed to maintain structural integrity.
9:50 space debris turned out to be a space ass. 
it attempted to fight its way into the airlock. 
but luckily it quickly witdrew.
- Annonymous
We are the the cream filling of the donut that is a bubble. - Annonymous The hotest face! The most wewsome Ass! fuck me. the most sexisest, beautiful woman ever & nothing I did. Nothing. I cannot express the horror of my shyness and non-acting when she smiled. her face an open invitation. I just gap staring at what should what could be. just fantasy no just I fucked up in the worst way. Lost more than a flirt or ... I lost the best of all things! - Annonymous Sarah and I have been stranded here in the bubble for 49 days. they don't feed us, but sometimes thy allow us to talk to each other for entertainment. for this and no more, am i grateful. we probably will perish in and hour or two and enjoyed our stay. Sarah is gnawing at my ankle - truly starving. - Kadas 2004
Ankle tastes like playa
- Sarah
Police Log # 186246, case #216
Subject: Sarah Connor
Charge: Cannibalism & public nudity

When it's inflated
stand in the middle
speak loudly...
another fun discovery!
Fabulous! Thx.
- Annonymous
How long until Liftoff?
- Annonymous

I'm alone inside a bubble... and i like it.
- Annonymous

Entering is like the opposite of being born! 
- Linda, Blake and Lane
Hello Again,
Pleasure to meet you. I want this very much to be my permanent reality. 
My home this fantasy to be real. 
Play with me, my mind, my emotions, my soul... 
is real as this... this is all just a moment in time. 
Peace. 
- D.
In space, no one can hear you gasp. 
180 Watts of purte positive pressure pleasure.    
blip, bloop, bleep! 
- fuzzbot

Just in from Deimos, and its great to feel at home. Thanks :) 
- Drea
Watching people walk in is like seeing them being born. 
Born into the UFO.    
- Hackman Coltaire
I was recently at a swimming pool in the Hollywood Hills that changed colors    
like your fun looking marshmellow ... but yours is better.
- Annonymous
Entering is like being born, but in reverse.
- Annonymous
Mein erster Tag. Wo gibts LSD. 
- Hamburg

Day of the burn
on the day of the burn I learned that this world is like butter that can 
churn if we learn to leave each other.
Cuz we are all brothers & sisters and if i did am sorry if I missed you.    
When I see you on the site I promise to kiss you.
- Jessie 
So when do we lift off for the mother ship anyway. 
I'm ready!
- Annonymous
At first I thought this leather thing was true, 
but the lights, and the music, and the oh! 
Now I truly believ in swordfish!
Thanks UFO. 
You are my friend,
- PONO

In the belly of the the jellyfish!! 
We are in control; creator, controlleur, citizens of a vast coral reef.
- Annonymous


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:: SEX ::
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This is the biggest vagina I have ever been thrown. 
- Cloud Cuckoo
Very awesome UFO! thanks for making it! 
Sex inside was awesome! very surreal!
- Annonymous Tuesday. go only knows what time it is. I love your spacecraft. the lights are a little maddening in their rapid changes. However I love it, and will fuck in it at least once this week. - Bella

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:: GRATEFUL VISITORS ::
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The GiAnt Mushroom.
- Annonymous

Sittin in a mushroom in the middle of the desert in fishnet and woolsocks
and next to the jestu, Tiffny and Sean Sullivan ' we are all different
personas tonight - or are we ourselves?
- Annonymous

Wonderful 8/31/04
The pressure changes are amazing! - Thanks Donna

Okay. I mean, wow. Right? We both know that the UFO rocks. 
If it is set up again I do have a ligistical recommendation. 
WE (and others) didn't know about removing shoes, so we came in. 
The "no shoes" sign is on the inside! 
However, I dind't want to take my shoes off anyway, so what the fuck? 
Anyway, its mad trippy and completely wonderful, and thank you.
- Annonymous
Wow. I love the relaxed invention. You invented this so quickly. 
- Chris
Wonderful acustics - great idea for socialicing 
- Cyberella
We keep taking friends out to this installation... we love it.. 
Are you taking orders? 
- Earth

DankeSchoen Bubbleboy.Very nice glowing Hamburger turned into 
birthing chamber how we each enter and exit the bubble - life! - 
this is how we spend our time here.
- Annonymous
I will be back tonighte to look at the lights. 
- Sleylan

hi bubbleboy - 6:25pm Tue
we noticed a hole, tried patching it with white tape, 
but maybe that's not right?    
Left the tape by but not on the hole, don't want it to explode...
- Annonymous
we just saw that you this... typical swiss precision... 
thanks 1,000,000,000,000 ^ 365 times
- Annonymous

great sanctuary for sandstorm. 
- Christoph

OK. The idea isn't so bad... but the CD player is broken. 
Get it fixed. Please.
Skip. Skip.
- Role Model - Chrohic

Very nice piece - love the effect on my eyes inside. 
- Loro, 10:20
"Best Bubble ever!!" 
- Party Troll
This dome has re-ignited my interest in Science. this is tip-top. 
Excellent Science!
- Annonymous
The most relaxing night time playa stop of my week!! 
If the wonderful relaxing walls were not enough, the voices...
- Annonymous
Very exciting installation. I was so relaxed. 
I enjoyed the people and the social interactions. Thank you. 
- Devo
Bubbleboy is very smart! And he has good hands. 
And his brother is also lucky!    
- Thanks. sprky kids

Hello. My name is John. First time burner. Lovin it. WOW WOWWWOW. 
No other place like it. I feel free and alive. 
I heard you are from Switzerland. I'm 1/4 Swiss, last name's Marty. ^
- Peace out, John

Bubbleboy -we are inside waiting for Misty to show up. 
- Love Eldo & SeaMonkey
Can I visit your planet, bubbleboy? Love ya work. 
- XXXX
This was one of my favorite art installations for its well made character    
and because it encourages poeple to talk with each other. 
- Mamal
My soulmate and I got married (for real). 
In this bubble of glowing energy. We got married on September 2nd. 
The artist was present. Thank you artist.    
I'm on E! 
- W & R
I've always wanted to hang out in a bubble, and here I am! This rocks!
- Annonymous

Thanks for the nice dream. :)
- Annonymous


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              ::: STORIES :::
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:: wedding
------------------------------------------------------------- On Thursday Ryan and Willow got married in ufo! I was there by accident, doing a maintenance call. A friend of theirs did the official wedding speech, it was an official Nevada wedding! :: The vanished cowboy hat -------------------------------------------------------------
I left my most favorite cowboy hat in the ufo after working there. Not your usual cowboy hat - but one with a red/yellow leopard pattern - I got the hat at Piedmonts at Haight street. When I returned two hours later the hat was gone - I was really bummed. I left a note in the ufo that I was missing my hat. Two days later a couple - David and Silke - came to my camp to bring me my hat! David: "Someone we don't know gave it to our friends Dan and Lisa after becoming convinced it had been abandoned by someone, I believe actually at the UFO. Lisa gave it to my wife, Silke, who wore it with great pleasure for one or two days, before Dan and Lisa found your note when they made another visit to the UFO." How cool is that... my hat found me! :: Missing ufo photos... ------------------------------------------------------------- I took a lot of photos of the ufo - got them developed after burning man right away. I even digitzed them. I was really excited to show them my brother Urs, because he helped me a lot with the construction of the ufo. However, I left them with my friend Corrie when I traveled back to Switzerland. I asked her to send me the photos - the post office said it'll take 5 to 7 days to Switzerland from Berkeley. Since them they haven't appeared anymore.... The photos never arrived in Switzerland. Well - it's like a real ufo: everybody saw it, but nobody has taken pictures. Some say they were even inside...!
I even got a small note in the Maid Marian BMan mailing, but still no success... Update (Dec 2004): Finally, the pics showed up!!! They got returned to Corrie by US mail after an odysee. This time she used UPS instead of US Mail, and I received the pictures a few days later.