UFO Logbook 2005
I left a logbook in the UFO so visitors could write their thoughts
in it. I love this part of the project, because I learn stuff
about the visitors thoughts, ideas, moods - it's a great snap shot
on what is going on during Burning Man.
Also, it encourages me to do new projects.
All of the following entries are copied 1 to 1, the only thing I
didn't add were email addresses.
[POETRY][MOMENTS][BLOGGERS][SEX][TECHIE][APPRECIATION]

Attached to the logbook was a pen. The logbook
lies on the UFO floor.
=================== POETRY ===================
Bubsy Ufo girlie was collapsed + smothering her own gills...
the blowhole had no blow, this on Aug 30 11:14pm.
We gave some kissy-P-R and now she all puffy bubsy and oh oh
so firm again! An a double aereola to boot.
That antennae got signals and I am the coil!
- Mathias
In DUST we trust.
Fuck a duck
Screw a pidgeon
(Don't move to Seattle, please)
My friends and I saw smiley Brain first with feet then we cam in here.
The soul of Brevity is wit!
What up do? What the dilly you?
We lay on the playa we walk on the playa
we see Bubble & lights
and Play on the playa
we try a tune to resinc with the universe,
and we play.
Dust to Dust.
Refresh from Stress.
One planet
one people!
- Morgan loves you
Wonderful escape to lights,
clear world.
We are here.
Is this Potato Land?
Itty bitty creme puff,
on the desert floor.
What a sweet delight!
Who could ask for more!
This is a nice place to get a Nut.
BubbleBoy - outer space a realm beyond imagination.
interstellar peace.
yet right here.
My head spins, the ground shakes.
You reach through me, my body aches
one moment of many, in a place invisible
a whole world of this would be wonderful
a UFO, electronic trip
(a little poem, my little part)
- Neutron Nate
good,
but should of had more cats.
Meow mewo!
Still, small coccoon on the desert floor.
Interactions, muted.
Sounds, mutated.
Words sewn softly as the fabric floats above.
Thank you for such an immaculate gift!
- Sonhadora
My favorite drug combination is
... well... hmmmm.... ok!
Marijuana and everything else!
We love,
we play,
somewhere in between....
we love...............
Hot Box
The Eyeball!
Within each of us lies the propensity for for good & evil. And the fact that good & evil are merely human concepts does not diminish our pull between them. But it is only when we free ourselves from them that we are truly free to be who we will be. Not bound by such simple concepts. Na mast te.
- C. Stango
I feel so at home - now I know I truly am an alien.
- Mike Chandler
Camp UFO you are doomed!
Very womb-y
Ufo Haiku:
I love the bubble
Sound travels
surprisingly
hurry! shut the door!
ah!!!
one more incredible creative being on this planet.
Another spaceship in another world....
A refuge for the blissfully wandering.
My favorite way to enter is the by DIVEROLL.
The UFO collapsed on us all of a sudden - no one was entering or exiting.
I thought we'd be taken to a strange land.
When I walked out, I found a very strange land indeed.
- I-lean
I was in your bubble and it had lost its Bounce,
but now its full of and minus a ounce!!!
- Detorid, Klamath Falls, OR
I have never faced serendipity on the level such as this at this burn.
Bubbles of reality in a sea of insanity.
Veggie Cheese (bound to please)
- 1 unit potritional yeast
- 1 unit stone ground whole wheat flour
- 4 units water
- 3/4 units "non gmo" veggie butter
- 1/10 unit safflour oil
- curry, onion, garlic (or whatever to taste)
mix boil on a medium heat.
(fondue next year)
- Abyss
My first burn...
blown away
Revisted many emotions and relearned to be with beauty.
- Love, The Mirror
=================== MOMENTS ===================
Chasin' butterflies
- Mel & Shanah
We entered - just what we needed. It's all good!
Hotpink was here and is dizzy while writing this.
Bubble Boy. Came out to see you. You were not here. I would like to see you. Great to have back again. Please come & see us (me) at cowboy camp 4.30 & Espl.
- Space Cowboys, Spanky
BubbleMaster. This is my first burn and you have truly made my night. I must come out here .... now... I can only remember....
Birds of Playadise 2005. Art Car "Service Center". Zen Garden, Bipolar, 7.30. Come by for a lube!
Eric approves!
- Konstantin
Ahhhhhhhh feels sooo good!
- SF
Bumblebee Swiss Team. A Forgotten memory in the logs of time. So blonde in their brilliance and intellect yet so frail in the lava syrup.
I AM SO FULLIN HIGH.
me too!
Just say no!
We thought long and hard. BunnyJoe and I (Violet) ever had a deep artistic discussion. And then we cam up with "YAY"!
- Love, BunnyJoe and Violet, Burning Silicon
So we thought. I'm still thinking. we'll see!!!
I'm mana lo hi.
Thanks for this shelter from the chaos. The acoustics in here are completely fantastic. oh wait, we're naked. now I get it.
this thing looks like a whoopie pie. we've left you one... behind the speakers. drugfree, they are....
I feel so good in here
Funny, I don't remember partying here! Thanks
- Nat
Oh my God!
We saw you. one night last year, and then you disappeared. But Lo and Behold!! It wasn't just a dream! You do exist!!!
- Das Bus
I was one of these!!!
Actually, 4 1/2 years ago I was abducted and held against my will by Aliens for weeks, maybe longer. I only know that when I awoke, I was totally naked and covered in a slimy and viscisous clear liquid. I found myself in a small village in rural Ohio and had to clean myself off in a gas station and beg some slimy, greasy c... from the attendant. After than....
- BCCB
=================== BLOGGERS ===================
5 pm. lights went out of control.
over stimulation lots of intruders.
many intruders, and all overwhelmingly friendly.
why is it warm here?
Saturn's 16th moon is now behind us.
We'll make a stop at the 17th tomorrow around 3:62 for a short
picnic of ground asteroid mush and plasma syrup.
Anyway. I'm looking toward to feeling the sensation of pure
asteroid powder liquefying in my mouth. We've been restricted
to dehydrated tamarind fruit for 1.5 light years. Damn, I can't
believe it's been that fucking long, I meant it seem it was
just last week when Brock's heat resistant venus space suit
malfunctioned. We all really miss him, the computers & I that is.
It gets kind of lonely without the humans, but I'm really
beginning to get attached to the computers.
I mean Zoe, Mobo & Froo. I hope they don't get offended that
I didn't call them by their names. Anyway, I need to go and
collect some asteroids in the space matter net for tomorrows picnic.
The pain has been increasing. Right wrist ankles and the right
knee are bothersome. no interest in becoming the thing I am on
steroids. Inside; the pain takes its toll emotionally. Pissed
that it happens when I'm here. Art, star wheel is going well.
Had some trouble climbing it for the El wire. Lamp is hard to
bear. I know what's not mine and want it anyway. The wreckage
of my community falling around me.
Home; daughter miss her terribly when I think of our home coming
appart my heart breaks.
Wife; isolation.
Husband; desperate
Captains stardate 082905.
I am feeling a strange sensation. As soon as I got here I felt
as if this was my home. I felt an overwhelming sensation to give
love and give compliments to all the beings of this strange but
yet beautiful world. Communication is done only love and hugs.
One of the bunnys was on a largely loud devile. All she said was
"please feel free to give a compliment today. Tell your neighbor
you love them".
Captains log, stardate 082906. It's quite strange my ship has been
stuck here for some days now. I peer out of the viewing ports and
only see strange creatures crossing by outside. I feel strange here
but I also feel a general peace and love among the creatures. The
distance.... lights and sounds so exotic and blending all as one.
I'm journeying outward.
Fucker Robots! Mandrod, Adore & Goddbreeze. Came in last year 2004
burn we told people to get naked. but they wouldn't and got freaked
out and left. We told one guy and left, ea all laught. Fun place
thank you UFO man from Sweden.
Sept 1, 2005. I can't get out, it seems I will starve here or worse.
The people, who through some miraculous power are able to appear
and disappear from this hell, have coming more frequently. I call
these people "the hippie strange ones". They seem dangerous and
completely r... It is almost as if they are on tome kind of drug.
If a small one comes in alone, I shall attempt to capture and
torture it until the secret is revealed... Oh god, they're coming!
The man fell, but not so easily. He stood proud unwilling to f...
himself before the time was right. He reminded me off the persistent
.. within all of us, unwilling to simply kneel over and die.
Hopefully this same natural will to .... encourages us to change our
... . so we, as a culture, wont kneel over and vanish in our current
tragedy.
=================== TECHIE ===================
Lim -inf? ? Li f(x) dx = ? k=0 ?(k) + 2
for k=1
or maybe 0
or if not, then try 100, but if that fails too, then just do ? .
- RR
I especially like the keyboard - really felt like I was
communicating with the aliens.
Kool tent. I couldn't figure out to play with the lights with
the keyboard.
:( . Maybe tomorrow.
Technology is yet another tool for expressing that which needs, at least of its creator to be expressed.
- Spirit, post- Templeburn
Art.
We have freed ourselves from so much menial labor, but not from
the mentality of it. Art is a production beyond our thinking.
one step closer to the Jetson dream liberating the p....
Technology
smarter, ... less sisy...
Love project. use a magnets on the door big labial flaps?
no magnet the door is great! All from scratch!!
Great design excellent implementation!!
=================== SEX ===================
Me & my sexy boyfriend are just about to have hot oral sex out here.
thanks for the unforgetable new experience.
- D & Z
It was fucking great
- Z
I feel like I'm in an anus - a totally awesome anus.
I'm here with a hot chick, opens the paradise of lust -
but I wish you would have had pillows here.
Well I've been abducted... I like it here, no anal probes
and for me, that's a plus!
=================== APPRECIATION ===================
Man, I loved chilling in here! It is totally awesome -
enough California-ness....
A really amazing vision which I feel honored to have participated in.
Thank you
Hot damn! Hammergeil!!
Welcome home! We missed you.
You're our Favorite.
What a wonderful space!
Spent many happy hours here (particularly the first
cold, dusty night I "discovered" it!).
Party on!!! I'm so glad you're back. I found love in this UFO!!!
Thanks for this space for the 2nd year in a row. Calm from the storm.
I shared this space with the person I love most in the world!! Thank you!
- Nightingale (Jil)
Thanks for the shelter! Almost got blown away outside!!
Seek out the Playa Pope!
- The Messiah Complex
We came here first thing last year.... it made our night.
It's our first night this year right now -
thanks for making our night.
I love Orbs.
- Paul Oakenfold
The UFO was road tested at Nowhere 2005 and found to be perfect
for partying, bashing and sleeping.
- Jess
Un petit mot en francais pour vous feliciter. Bravo.
- Anais
PS: ca cmarch pas tres bien votre truc! vivre Bobtronic
Amazing... simply amazing!!!
Thank you so much for creating this.
I really enjoyed reading how you constructed this & problem solving.
The UFO rox, again. Best tretreat in town.
Burn it up, Burn it down.
- xx, K-Falls, OR
Thanks for the clean air brother!
- Quack, Klamath Falls, OR
Muuuuahhhh - I love it in your womb.
thank you.
- Cal
Bubbalicious!
Thank god for you Swiss!
- Andrew
Very nice! Thanks for the bubbly blinky goodness.
- SeeMonkey
viva la Mota!
- Nestor
Thank you, I had the best time in here last year of Big Burn.
soma fm loves you. and we have to come back . e nite!
- Soma FM
What a delight. Cheers!
- Space Muffin
I love the UFO. Its a great getaway, secret hiding place.
This fucking rules.
UH HUH HUH
A rare slice of genius in a desert.
- X
A dream come true!
Like Lora said, we thought we were seeing experiencing things
last year that would never come again.
Thank you! We love it!
- Chelle & Sparkels
Whit, I love your work.
I never realized you are so talented.